I found some white trash while metal detecting today.

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Davran on December 29th, 2021 at 20:36 UTC »

Probably fell off when his cousin was undoing his belt.

TheListlessPancake on December 29th, 2021 at 20:58 UTC »

Sounds like an advocate for defunding the police!

CaughttheDarkness on December 29th, 2021 at 22:50 UTC »

"Oh my goodness, Jerry's having a heart attack! Huck, go call 911!"

"No Miriam. This is Dixie."

"Huck?"

"This is Dixie, Mariam. And in Dixie..."

*Cocks pistol*

"...We don't call 911."