I was gone for the weekend and when I came home, my cat who has been an indoor cat most of her life saw it was me coming in the door, ran back to her cat tree, and brought a dead mouse she had been holding onto to show me. I knew what her intentions were so I made sure to give her a bigger helping of wet food.
meaton124 on December 23rd, 2021 at 15:15 UTC »
Here. You cannot feed yourself. Let me help you.
What? What?! This is why you're going to starve! You turn down such a prime choice catch!
Fine, I'll put it in your shoe in case you change your mind and you get hungry.
danmodernblacksmith on December 23rd, 2021 at 15:32 UTC »
One sad shrew
PM_WORST_FART_STORY on December 23rd, 2021 at 20:35 UTC »
I was gone for the weekend and when I came home, my cat who has been an indoor cat most of her life saw it was me coming in the door, ran back to her cat tree, and brought a dead mouse she had been holding onto to show me. I knew what her intentions were so I made sure to give her a bigger helping of wet food.