This motherfucker was stealing Amazon packages down the whole street

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ADDnMe on December 16th, 2021 at 23:12 UTC »

If they stay in character they will all be returned Christmas Day.

MadFamousLove on December 17th, 2021 at 00:22 UTC »

i hate porch pirates but at least he has a sense of humor i guess.

Cursedbythedicegods on December 17th, 2021 at 01:11 UTC »

"Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant

Up and down the whole street, and he took every present!"

Edit for more:

"Pop guns! And Flat screens! Stand Mixers! Drums!

Checker boards! Lego Sets! Popcorn! And Plums!

Then he stuffed them in bags, and though some were quite heavy,

He stuffed them all into the trunk of his Chevy!"