Quite possibly the best bumper sticker I’ve seen all year.

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drewhead118 on December 11st, 2021 at 16:59 UTC »

The light turns green, but the beat-up red car doesn't move... drivers behind begin to honk their horns, a gentle reminder that perhaps the changing of the light was missed... but the car remains still.

Inside the driver's seat, a man sits hunched over the wheel, eyes welling with tears of gratitude, of fulfillment.

"They do still care," whispers Brendan Fraser to nobody in particular. "They do still care."

He rocks back in his chair and spasms with open laughter and sobs of joy as the chorus of honks grows louder and louder still.

"They love me," he chokes through fitful sobs and giggles. More horns blare to a discordant din accompanied by the staccato screeching of tires--cars now swerve around Fraser, but he pays them no mind. Each blast of the horn sends him closer to paradise, and there was so little distance yet to go. "They really, really love me."

SirGrizz82 on December 11st, 2021 at 17:23 UTC »

Found Brendan Fraser’s car!

RobLowesCheese on December 11st, 2021 at 18:15 UTC »

XD