Moments after Santa got kicked in the balls. Santa had a vasectomy last week. I’m Santa.

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Jimothy_Riggins on December 11st, 2021 at 18:46 UTC »

Last year, I started dressing as Santa and visiting close friends and their kids. I knew this was always a risk, just wish I would have more foresight with getting a vasectomy last week.

Miramarr on December 11st, 2021 at 19:46 UTC »

Why bother with the vasectomy when you have children that will just repeatedly kick your balls for you?

ScientistH8sScience on December 11st, 2021 at 21:24 UTC »

You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa.