Last year, I started dressing as Santa and visiting close friends and their kids. I knew this was always a risk, just wish I would have more foresight with getting a vasectomy last week.
EDIT: Guess I should clarify that I’m in my 30’s and so is my wife. I colored my beard grey and used aging make up. I guess I’m glad I look the part? But also bummed people think I’m ancient, lol.
Also, the kid is a close family friend, I see him all the time when I don’t look like Santa. He was excited to meet Santa until he got up close and got scared. He didn’t intentionally kick me.
Jimothy_Riggins on December 11st, 2021 at 18:46 UTC »
Last year, I started dressing as Santa and visiting close friends and their kids. I knew this was always a risk, just wish I would have more foresight with getting a vasectomy last week.
EDIT: Guess I should clarify that I’m in my 30’s and so is my wife. I colored my beard grey and used aging make up. I guess I’m glad I look the part? But also bummed people think I’m ancient, lol.
Also, the kid is a close family friend, I see him all the time when I don’t look like Santa. He was excited to meet Santa until he got up close and got scared. He didn’t intentionally kick me.
Bearmancartoons on December 11st, 2021 at 19:40 UTC »
Jingle BALLS
Miramarr on December 11st, 2021 at 19:46 UTC »
Why bother with the vasectomy when you have children that will just repeatedly kick your balls for you?