I collect vintage photographs and film negatives. Someone thought it would be funny to leave vintage film under my trucks wiper blade of some old guy posing nude with a woody on full tilt. I got the last laugh as I sold them to a gay vintage photograph collector for $200.00....
Take a thousand, naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, "Oh, I'm too spooky." Or, "Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies." But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, "Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!" Oh, and make sure you submit those photos to the Internet. Otherwise, your own children will go looking for them one day and, tragically, they won't be there.
Ratmotored57 on October 17th, 2021 at 13:02 UTC »
I collect vintage photographs and film negatives. Someone thought it would be funny to leave vintage film under my trucks wiper blade of some old guy posing nude with a woody on full tilt. I got the last laugh as I sold them to a gay vintage photograph collector for $200.00....
smudgetimeusa on October 17th, 2021 at 20:59 UTC »
The internet really comes together to make this nude clear.
danivus on October 17th, 2021 at 22:54 UTC »
In the words of Moira Rose: