My wife just gave birth and the midwife was excited to show us the "Tree of Life" on the placenta.

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SirTrentHowell on October 6th, 2021 at 19:32 UTC »

Looks like a Zerg thing.

WaldenFont on October 6th, 2021 at 20:11 UTC »

If you want to call someone ugly (or stupid etc) in German, you can say that "it looks like your parents raised the afterbirth".

Streetster on October 6th, 2021 at 21:23 UTC »

WHAT THE FUCK I HAD NO IDEA A PLACENTA WAS THAT BIG