Happy bir...

Image from preview.redd.it and submitted by Sufficient-Bug-9112
image showing Happy bir...

hweird on September 30th, 2021 at 18:31 UTC »

You should still use condoms if you are single at 50. But having it be yearly is implying they are “happily married” and the joke that they only get it once a year. Which would make me think “why the fuck are you using condoms at 50?”

Myrdraall on September 30th, 2021 at 18:59 UTC »

In french we say sex can be described by the letters MMS.

In your 20s it is Matin, Midi, Soir (Morning, afternoon, evening) In your 40s it is Mardi, Mercredi, Samedi (Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday) In your 60s it is March, May, September After that it is Mes Meilleurs Souvenir (My best memories)

Saldrakka on September 30th, 2021 at 19:06 UTC »

I'm in my 30s but this says I have been in my 50s for eons