They mean business

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wearsAtrenchcoat on September 24th, 2021 at 21:30 UTC »

The power "cabels"

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He'd probably get electrocuted while snipping

DodGamnBunofaSitch on September 24th, 2021 at 21:46 UTC »

"if I don't get my red swingline stapler back, I will burn this place to the ground" energy.

Scrimshank22 on September 24th, 2021 at 22:20 UTC »

Based entirely on chats with the owner of a local vending machine; Depending on location, vending machines may be checked and topped up every 1-3 weeks. The vendor will also need time to procure the items from a distributor. I'd estimate 3-7 weeks needed to fulfill this request. He may need to put up a reply sign if he intends to go ahead with the request.