p3achstat3ofmind on September 8th, 2021 at 18:19 UTC »
“Can I interest you in a high yield savings account?” (Slightly points gun towards customer) “I SAID CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A HIGH YIELD SAVINGS ACCOUNT!?”
TheBelhade on September 8th, 2021 at 18:29 UTC »
"Hi, I'd like to deposit some money."
"Ok" *click click* "Aaaaand it's gone."
"What? What's gone?"
"The money in your account. Didn't do to well, and it's gone."
"Well, can I just get it back-"
*chambers a round* "I'm sorry sir, this line is for bank members only."
rilloroc on September 8th, 2021 at 19:05 UTC »
That look in his eyes says his resume may have been exaggerated just a smidge
p3achstat3ofmind on September 8th, 2021 at 18:19 UTC »
“Can I interest you in a high yield savings account?” (Slightly points gun towards customer) “I SAID CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A HIGH YIELD SAVINGS ACCOUNT!?”
TheBelhade on September 8th, 2021 at 18:29 UTC »
"Hi, I'd like to deposit some money."
"Ok" *click click* "Aaaaand it's gone."
"What? What's gone?"
"The money in your account. Didn't do to well, and it's gone."
"Well, can I just get it back-"
*chambers a round* "I'm sorry sir, this line is for bank members only."
rilloroc on September 8th, 2021 at 19:05 UTC »
That look in his eyes says his resume may have been exaggerated just a smidge