The Daily Populous Thursday July 29th, 2021 morning edition
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MightyTHR0G on July 28th, 2021 at 19:36 UTC »

We really appreciate your dedication here but this was not what we expected when we hired you for Timmy’s bar mitzvah.

bitcom on July 28th, 2021 at 20:22 UTC »

Soylent green is people!

boomgoesthevegemite on July 29th, 2021 at 02:20 UTC »

We need help, and you seem like a good fit!

What are you offering?

$9/hr 15 hours a week, no benefits, and we’ll work you to death. Sounds awesome, right?!