Rockstar Confirms Director of GTA 6 Hasn’t Even Been Born Yet

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Rockstar Confirms Director of GTA 6 Hasn’t Even Been Born Yet

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games revealed that while the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto 6 is definitely happening, the title’s creative director hasn’t even been born yet, let alone entered the gaming industry.

“You guys are just going to have to recalibrate your expectations,” said Sam Houser, president of Rockstar Games, on a recent call with reporters. “Of course everyone wants the game as soon as we can finish it, but we also have to make sure that it is bursting with fresh innovations and youthful energy. That’s why we firmly believe that the right person to lead this project hasn’t even been born yet. Maybe soon, we don’t know!”

The news sent shockwaves through the online gaming world.

“Wow man, I knew we’d have to wait a while, but I didn’t think it was like this,” said Benjamin Cross, an avid gamer and longtime fan of the lucrative franchise. “Did they say if the mom is at least pregnant yet or anything? I mean, geez. Don’t get me wrong, I want them to take as long as they need to make a great game, but I was over here hoping the director of it was born and everything already. Damn.”

The reports were released after recent online leaks that indicated Grand Theft Auto 6 was in the earliest stages of development, which is more than can be said of the project’s inevitable leader.

“All of this information lines up with previous leaks I’ve heard from sources,” said Jason Schreier, author and games journalist. “A few pieces of information keep coming up in these rumors, like an evolving map, a playable female character, and Vice City being included in some way. This all feels like solid intel to me, and as such, I’m forced to believe that speculated release date of 2049.”

Houser completed his call with reporters by stating that odds are good you won’t even care about video games anymore by the time Grand Theft Auto 6 comes out. Or you’ll be dead.

Almedinz on July 11st, 2021 at 23:38 UTC »

No new GTA until current GTA players stop buying micro transactions

SecondStageWerewolf on July 11st, 2021 at 21:35 UTC »

Better than the director of Elder Scrolls 6, whose coming is foretold in the century 3000

StookAndStein on July 11st, 2021 at 21:00 UTC »

While this may be satire, I think we can all agree that GTA 6 is the last GTA game that will be released in all of our lifetimes.