It works both ways!

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Intelligent-Wall7272 on July 11st, 2021 at 09:07 UTC »

Ladies, murder a transient and bake him into a pie. If your husband refuses to eat it pack your bags because he don't respect your cooking.

MisterShogunate on July 11st, 2021 at 11:24 UTC »

When the bullet dodges for you.

CaptchaSolvingRobot on July 11st, 2021 at 12:07 UTC »

I was dating a girl once who played all kinds of games.

She constantly tried to make me jealous, making me feel shit, so she could feel validated She told me she only dated bad boys (I'm not one) - I told her she was in luck, as the city was full of em (She also complained that all guys were assholes - lol, wonder why) When ever I said things she didn't like over the phone, she would "get disconnected" - like 100% of the time

At a point I just straight up asked her if she was doing it on purpose, she said yes (she thought she was being funny) and I dumped her on the spot. Then she tried to get back together with me for about a year, even after I had found a new girlfriend. She even tried once like 3 years after.