Roaches: I want to kill you, but for some reason I am more horrified of you than anything else in this world. You might fly and you like to scare off predators by flying at them. You probably think I’m a predator. Fuck that. Killing you gives the nastiest fucking crunch. You can simply own the room I found you in and you’ll be gone by morning.
ReptilianOver1ord on July 9th, 2021 at 17:22 UTC »
Ticks are the worst and fucking everywhere around here in the Northeast.
Rusty51 on July 9th, 2021 at 17:42 UTC »
This means humans are putting evolutionary pressure on bugs to be cute.
BootyInspector96 on July 9th, 2021 at 17:53 UTC »
Roaches: I want to kill you, but for some reason I am more horrified of you than anything else in this world. You might fly and you like to scare off predators by flying at them. You probably think I’m a predator. Fuck that. Killing you gives the nastiest fucking crunch. You can simply own the room I found you in and you’ll be gone by morning.