The Daily Populous Monday July 5th, 2021 evening edition
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ToiletRollTubeGuy on July 5th, 2021 at 08:43 UTC »

When I say "I need to go to the bathroom" what I really mean is "I need peace in the Middle East."

Professional-Text563 on July 5th, 2021 at 10:06 UTC »

So you are greedy and selfish but you don't want others to think that you are greedy and selfish.

TheyTooktheUsernames on July 5th, 2021 at 10:14 UTC »

There’s a really great quote I found on Quora that had this exact scenario. It went like:

“Told boyfriend I wanted pizza, when I meant steak. Why did he get me pizza?

Do you see how stupid you sound?”