The Daily Populous Monday July 5th, 2021 evening edition
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UsernameNotTaken1846 on July 5th, 2021 at 10:45 UTC »

I havent been checking if the kids i was eating was healthy but sure. I will eat healthy kids

gt097b on July 5th, 2021 at 11:10 UTC »

With skills like these, this kid will go far

TriangleWins on July 5th, 2021 at 12:34 UTC »

I imagine healthy kids taste better. Also, punctuation matters.