SLPT: Hard being a man in the vegetable isle

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dml03045 on July 3rd, 2021 at 16:19 UTC »

Apply Vaseline and insert the cucumber into your “prison wallet” before leaving the produce aisle and get it for free.

maddiejake on July 3rd, 2021 at 16:50 UTC »

And the English cucumbers already come with a condom pre-installed.

oddark on July 3rd, 2021 at 17:30 UTC »

Always a relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/236/