The Daily Populous Sunday July 4th, 2021 day edition
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cheesecakeandcigars on July 4th, 2021 at 04:17 UTC »

I pluck a chicken- a featherless biped. “Behold man” I declare in your lecture hall.

chronon_chaos on July 4th, 2021 at 05:17 UTC »

"Nipples."

"What?"

"A coconut has milk, but it doesn't have nipples, so it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton from a tree."

"Wow."

DoctorFrenchie on July 4th, 2021 at 05:57 UTC »

Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t mammals have to have spines too?

Imagine cracking open a coconut and removing its spine before you eat.