I once awoke to room service knocking after quite the Vegas bender. When I stood up, I realized I’d had a bloody nose in the night and bled all over the pillow, which then clotted to my face. I answered the door, and attempted to frantically explain to the terrified cleaners, that I was completely fine and not the victim of some heinous crime. They were actually super cool about it, pulled a big trash bag out and picked up the sheets and pillows like they were giant turds at the dog park.
My wife and I got a honeymoon suite on our wedding night. Part of the package was a box of chocolate covered strawberries. We ate them in bed while watching SNL and dropped a couple here and there. So the next day the housekeepers found brown and red stains on the white sheets in the honeymoon suite, and I can only imagine they suspected the worst.
SaturnMobster on July 3rd, 2021 at 02:35 UTC »
I feel this. On a business trip I ordered a French Dip from room service. I spilled the Au Jus all over one of the beds in the room.
At least Dylan had sense enough to admit it. I was too embarrassed.
Opivy84 on July 3rd, 2021 at 03:27 UTC »
I once awoke to room service knocking after quite the Vegas bender. When I stood up, I realized I’d had a bloody nose in the night and bled all over the pillow, which then clotted to my face. I answered the door, and attempted to frantically explain to the terrified cleaners, that I was completely fine and not the victim of some heinous crime. They were actually super cool about it, pulled a big trash bag out and picked up the sheets and pillows like they were giant turds at the dog park.
RadioactiveWalrus on July 3rd, 2021 at 03:48 UTC »
My wife and I got a honeymoon suite on our wedding night. Part of the package was a box of chocolate covered strawberries. We ate them in bed while watching SNL and dropped a couple here and there. So the next day the housekeepers found brown and red stains on the white sheets in the honeymoon suite, and I can only imagine they suspected the worst.