MONTREAL – A homicide has gone unsolved after the eyewitness who was right there turned out to be an NHL referee, and therefore somehow missed the entire thing.
“He was standing right next to the victim when he got shot in the face,” said Constable Maurice Duhamel.
“There was blood everywhere and people screaming.
But he says he didn’t see a thing.”.
“He also told me he didn’t want to ‘decide who wins at trial, especially during the playoffs’.
Security cameras in the area were unable to capture the murderer’s face.
He was last seen reporting several kids for jaywalking because “that’s an automatic delay of game misdemeanour. »