The Daily Populous Monday June 14th, 2021 night edition
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Cherry_Treefrog on June 13rd, 2021 at 16:56 UTC »

Before you make an even bigger dumbass of yourself, check what size staple it needs. There should be a number on it somewhere, like 20/16 or something like that. Remember the number, it’s important. In the shop, when you manage to locate staples, find some with your number on the box. If you don’t, they might not fit.

Myamoxomis on June 13rd, 2021 at 17:25 UTC »

For the first 5 seconds after seeing this post, even I was wondering what the problem was.

TentativeGosling on June 13rd, 2021 at 18:26 UTC »

What is a paperclip if not a temporary staple?