My wife got me a cake, I’m having my rectum removed on Tuesday.

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FreneticPlatypus on June 13rd, 2021 at 02:42 UTC »

My brother had most of his colon removed years ago and his favorite joke when he doesn’t care about something is, “Opinions are like assholes - and I don’t have one anymore.”

tuscabam on June 13rd, 2021 at 03:00 UTC »

So I guess you’ve been on a permanent colostomy bag for a while?

mlc2475 on June 13rd, 2021 at 04:59 UTC »

So now you’ll just have a semi colon?