My sister works for a dentist and I am a patient there. I keep her office phone number under her name in my phone's contact, not under the dentist name. Yesterday I thought she was calling me and I answered Hellllooo like Mrs. Doubtfire, it was the receptionist calling to book an appointment.
So I’ve been ordering my pizza from a popular chain under (My Name) The Destroyer for years. Never in-person, always delivered and with an auto-fill for my information - so naturally I forgot I had set my last name to The Destroyer.
One day I picked up in-store and the man standing at the counter had THE BIGGEST grin on his face. I said I was here for a pick-up under (My Name). He looked me, a five-foot petite lady, up and down and stuttered excitedly, “(My Name) The Destroyer? Not what I expected, nice to finally meet you”.
glycophosphate on June 11st, 2021 at 01:14 UTC »
We had a cat named Your Majesty and the vet played right along. We would get postcards that said, "It is time for His Majesty's annual checkup."
memetunis on June 11st, 2021 at 01:21 UTC »
My sister works for a dentist and I am a patient there. I keep her office phone number under her name in my phone's contact, not under the dentist name. Yesterday I thought she was calling me and I answered Hellllooo like Mrs. Doubtfire, it was the receptionist calling to book an appointment.
mousemilks on June 11st, 2021 at 01:44 UTC »
So I’ve been ordering my pizza from a popular chain under (My Name) The Destroyer for years. Never in-person, always delivered and with an auto-fill for my information - so naturally I forgot I had set my last name to The Destroyer.
One day I picked up in-store and the man standing at the counter had THE BIGGEST grin on his face. I said I was here for a pick-up under (My Name). He looked me, a five-foot petite lady, up and down and stuttered excitedly, “(My Name) The Destroyer? Not what I expected, nice to finally meet you”.