beerbellybegone on May 26th, 2021 at 13:35 UTC »
My newborn is 3 minutes old, has never eaten anything and has never been sick. Conclusion: he's immortal
CaptainAdam5399 on May 26th, 2021 at 13:50 UTC »
You know I’ve been alive for 22 years and have never been burned by acid. Therefor I’m impervious to acid and must appear on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson
mightyneonfraa on May 26th, 2021 at 14:08 UTC »
35 years old and to the best of my knowledge I have never been shot. I must now conclude that I am bulletproof.
beerbellybegone on May 26th, 2021 at 13:35 UTC »
My newborn is 3 minutes old, has never eaten anything and has never been sick. Conclusion: he's immortal
CaptainAdam5399 on May 26th, 2021 at 13:50 UTC »
You know I’ve been alive for 22 years and have never been burned by acid. Therefor I’m impervious to acid and must appear on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson
mightyneonfraa on May 26th, 2021 at 14:08 UTC »
35 years old and to the best of my knowledge I have never been shot. I must now conclude that I am bulletproof.