Early on in my relationship with my SO we were sitting on the couch just cuddling and having a pleasant conversation (I don't remember what it was about) when she shifted and let out a small toot.
She. Looked. Mortified.
To save her from embarrassment I replied "Oh, are we at that stage in our relationship?" and proceeded to let rip a massive fart I had been holding back the whole night.
We have been happily sharing our farts for about 8 years now, married for 5.
YellowOnline on May 24th, 2021 at 21:00 UTC »
After ten years, my wife still hasn't caught me farting a single time. Do I win a prize?
Kofilin on May 24th, 2021 at 21:08 UTC »
I liked that it will be incredibly difficult for future reposters to pretend this isn't old but then.
TranslucenceY on May 24th, 2021 at 22:44 UTC »
Early on in my relationship with my SO we were sitting on the couch just cuddling and having a pleasant conversation (I don't remember what it was about) when she shifted and let out a small toot.
She. Looked. Mortified.
To save her from embarrassment I replied "Oh, are we at that stage in our relationship?" and proceeded to let rip a massive fart I had been holding back the whole night.
We have been happily sharing our farts for about 8 years now, married for 5.