I remember when I was about 4 and my mother took me to the doctor for a shot. The doctor asked me if I wanted the shot in my arm or in my "buttocks". I had no idea what "buttocks" were (we called it our butt or heinie or behind) so I chose "buttocks" thinking that would be a good way to find out what it was.
Imagine my shock when he pulled my panties down and stabbed me in the ass. I was completely shocked, made no sound... said nothing. However, all the way home my mother kept looking at me asking, "Are you ok? Are you sure you're ok?" I never said a word but damn...I learned to ask questions after that.
Each morning, if my 5-year-old is running late getting ready for school - I usually just yell "Fine, I will leave for school without you"... which makes him rush to not get left behind. Not sure how long it will last, until he realises that me going to his primary school without him, would be a little odd.
StepfordMisfit on May 24th, 2021 at 12:08 UTC »
Kid's not stupid; parent is freaking genius!
grannygritz on May 24th, 2021 at 12:56 UTC »
I remember when I was about 4 and my mother took me to the doctor for a shot. The doctor asked me if I wanted the shot in my arm or in my "buttocks". I had no idea what "buttocks" were (we called it our butt or heinie or behind) so I chose "buttocks" thinking that would be a good way to find out what it was.
Imagine my shock when he pulled my panties down and stabbed me in the ass. I was completely shocked, made no sound... said nothing. However, all the way home my mother kept looking at me asking, "Are you ok? Are you sure you're ok?" I never said a word but damn...I learned to ask questions after that.
alexplayer on May 24th, 2021 at 13:11 UTC »
Each morning, if my 5-year-old is running late getting ready for school - I usually just yell "Fine, I will leave for school without you"... which makes him rush to not get left behind. Not sure how long it will last, until he realises that me going to his primary school without him, would be a little odd.