The Grand Final is here! Donegal vs Sligo. Most upvoted county in the comments gets deleted. As this is the final, voting will go all night and day, ending tomorrow around 8:00pm.
Coming to you live from the newly underwater county of Clare...here is the list of eliminated & remaining counties for the grand final.
Eliminated Counties
Dublin (R1) ‘Dublin, let’s start off hot’ - 1.4k votes
Roscommon (R2) ‘Roscommon’ 2.6k - votes
Longford (R3) ‘Nothing good ever comes out of Longford’ - 2.1k votes
Carlow (R4) ‘It’s gotta be Carlow’ - 4.5k votes
Antrim (R5) ‘Antrim. They’re a danger to themselves up there and July quickly approaches’ - 1.7k votes
Offaly (R6) ‘Offaly surely’ - 2.8k votes
Meath (R7) ‘On behalf of Westmeath and because of the stunt they tried to pull last round: Meath. You come at the king and you best not miss’ - 1.6k votes
Cavan (R8) ‘C A V A N - how many times do I need to say this folks’ - 2.2k votes
Tyrone (R9) ‘Tyrone’ - 2.0k votes
Cork (R10) ‘Cork can get ta fuck’ - 2.4k votes
Fermanagh (R11) ‘Fermanagh out to fuck’ - 2.8k votes
Kilkenny (R12) ‘Kilkenny. I'm not one to spread rumours but apparently they were the only county that voted for Brexit. Which didn't make sense because it was a different country altogether. But it goes to show you how they are down there.’ - 2.5k votes
Laois (R13) ‘Laois is far overdue at this stage’ - 2.2k votes
Kerry (R14) ‘Is no one going to mention Kerry? Ya can't understand half the cunts and then there's the whole Healy-Rae situation down there.’ - 2.0k votes
Louth (R15) ‘OK it’s time, let’s show Louth the door guys’ - 1.9k votes
Leitrim (R16) ‘LEITRIM for Christ sake, imagine if the last one left is Leitrim!’ - 2.5k votes*
Armagh (R17) ‘Don’t really see any point to Armagh to be honest’ - 1.5k votes
Tipperary (R18) ‘Tipperary OUT’ - 2.0k votes
Monaghan (R19) ‘How is Monaghan still in it?’ - 1.7k votes
Down (R20) ‘What is Down still doing in? DOWN DOWN’ - 1.9k votes
Westmeath (R21) ‘I know 3 anti vaxxers from Westmeath, so I think they should be sank’ - 1.9k votes
Kildare (R22) ‘Kildare FFS. With no Dublin around, their use as a barrier to contain the Dubs is pointless’ - 2.1k votes
Limerick (R23) ‘Take Limerick, nail it to a frisbee and fuck it over a rainbow!!!’ - 2.0k votes
Derry (R24) ‘Derry. Need to jettison the last refuge of the DUP voter’ - 1.9k votes
Wexford (R25) ‘I said it in the last round but was too late.. my Wexford girlfriend broke up with me this morning and I’d love to see her underwater! She can’t swim either so that’s an added bonus’ - 2.2k votes
Waterford (R26) ‘Waterford your time is up’ - 1.3k votes
Mayo (R27) ‘Mayo thinks they will go to the final just to lose it… let’s surprise them and get rid of them before that!’ - 1.4k votes
Galway (R28) ‘If Galway bites the dust in this round we'll go into the final rounds with 1 county from every province. Galway out!!!’ - 1.3k votes
Wicklow (R29) ‘I ask once more for Wicklow to be drownt’ - 1.3k votes
Clare (R30) ‘clare .. trump land must go..’ - 1.1k votes
m-ainm-usaideora on May 22nd, 2021 at 18:52 UTC »
Coming to you live from the newly underwater county of Clare...here is the list of eliminated & remaining counties for the grand final.
Eliminated Counties
Dublin (R1) ‘Dublin, let’s start off hot’ - 1.4k votes
Roscommon (R2) ‘Roscommon’ 2.6k - votes
Longford (R3) ‘Nothing good ever comes out of Longford’ - 2.1k votes
Carlow (R4) ‘It’s gotta be Carlow’ - 4.5k votes
Antrim (R5) ‘Antrim. They’re a danger to themselves up there and July quickly approaches’ - 1.7k votes
Offaly (R6) ‘Offaly surely’ - 2.8k votes
Meath (R7) ‘On behalf of Westmeath and because of the stunt they tried to pull last round: Meath. You come at the king and you best not miss’ - 1.6k votes
Cavan (R8) ‘C A V A N - how many times do I need to say this folks’ - 2.2k votes
Tyrone (R9) ‘Tyrone’ - 2.0k votes
Cork (R10) ‘Cork can get ta fuck’ - 2.4k votes
Fermanagh (R11) ‘Fermanagh out to fuck’ - 2.8k votes
Kilkenny (R12) ‘Kilkenny. I'm not one to spread rumours but apparently they were the only county that voted for Brexit. Which didn't make sense because it was a different country altogether. But it goes to show you how they are down there.’ - 2.5k votes
Laois (R13) ‘Laois is far overdue at this stage’ - 2.2k votes
Kerry (R14) ‘Is no one going to mention Kerry? Ya can't understand half the cunts and then there's the whole Healy-Rae situation down there.’ - 2.0k votes
Louth (R15) ‘OK it’s time, let’s show Louth the door guys’ - 1.9k votes
Leitrim (R16) ‘LEITRIM for Christ sake, imagine if the last one left is Leitrim!’ - 2.5k votes*
Armagh (R17) ‘Don’t really see any point to Armagh to be honest’ - 1.5k votes
Tipperary (R18) ‘Tipperary OUT’ - 2.0k votes
Monaghan (R19) ‘How is Monaghan still in it?’ - 1.7k votes
Down (R20) ‘What is Down still doing in? DOWN DOWN’ - 1.9k votes
Westmeath (R21) ‘I know 3 anti vaxxers from Westmeath, so I think they should be sank’ - 1.9k votes
Kildare (R22) ‘Kildare FFS. With no Dublin around, their use as a barrier to contain the Dubs is pointless’ - 2.1k votes
Limerick (R23) ‘Take Limerick, nail it to a frisbee and fuck it over a rainbow!!!’ - 2.0k votes
Derry (R24) ‘Derry. Need to jettison the last refuge of the DUP voter’ - 1.9k votes
Wexford (R25) ‘I said it in the last round but was too late.. my Wexford girlfriend broke up with me this morning and I’d love to see her underwater! She can’t swim either so that’s an added bonus’ - 2.2k votes
Waterford (R26) ‘Waterford your time is up’ - 1.3k votes
Mayo (R27) ‘Mayo thinks they will go to the final just to lose it… let’s surprise them and get rid of them before that!’ - 1.4k votes
Galway (R28) ‘If Galway bites the dust in this round we'll go into the final rounds with 1 county from every province. Galway out!!!’ - 1.3k votes
Wicklow (R29) ‘I ask once more for Wicklow to be drownt’ - 1.3k votes
Clare (R30) ‘clare .. trump land must go..’ - 1.1k votes
Remaining Counties & Their Provinces
Donegal (Contae Dhún na nGall) - Ulster
Sligo (Contae Shligigh) - Connacht
HacksawJimDGN on May 22nd, 2021 at 21:22 UTC »
Round of applause for u/Darth_Memer_1916 and /u/Cet336 for hosting this event.
Tippitytypewriter21 on May 22nd, 2021 at 21:24 UTC »
Rip u/darth_memer_1916