The Daily Populous Friday May 14th, 2021 day edition
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Jord_24 on May 14th, 2021 at 00:42 UTC »

Don't connect to the Internet when you run your Windows start up for the very 1st time

Biggu5Dicku5 on May 14th, 2021 at 00:45 UTC »

I disabled that shit after the first day, really helped with my skin condition...

valleysape on May 14th, 2021 at 00:46 UTC »

"Hey cortana"

joyful sobbing ensues "you remembered!"