The Daily Populous Saturday May 1st, 2021 day edition
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Sjanchez on May 1st, 2021 at 04:46 UTC »

Can we get some context?

Zythose on May 1st, 2021 at 04:53 UTC »

I have questions, but I'm not sure they should be answered...

SKirby00 on May 1st, 2021 at 05:14 UTC »

Living in Ontario and got a text from my roommate who was on a tinder date with some guy in Quebec.

After feeding her spaghetti and shrimp, he shoveled her scrap shrimp tails back into the main dish, mixing it together, and re-serving it to his roommate (that's when she clued in that this dude was really fucking weird).

He then brought her to the bedroom where his girlfriend, who at dinner claimed to just be one of his roommates, was waiting for a threesome. Well that was a plot twist and a half, especially considering she was already not down to fuck the first guy (not sure she realized that they were headed to the bedroom). This was a definite no-go, cue the text to me.

I show up at 2am to pick up my roommate, vaguely wondering why the streets were so empty. On the way home, a cop shows up in my rearview. After trailing us for a couple blocks, he pulls us over and reminds us of the provincial nightly curfew, carrying a $1500 minimum fine for violators. SHIT.

Managed to talk our way out of the ticket, thank god. Woke up the next morning to this beauty.

Edit: Adjusted wording several times. Also, thank you guys so much for all the awards on the original post! Means a lot