I keep trying to get deported so I can come back illegally and work five jobs and get my free government benefits I always hear about. But INS says they don't deport American citizens. The border patrol took out a restraining order against me. ICE just fired several warning shots in my direction... I can't win...
Ah, this dude is doing immigration all wrong. The whole point is that you are supposed to stimulatanously steal all the jobs but also get welfare and benefits and have the government pay for your lifestyle. As an immigrant I keep stealing at least 5 or 6 legal jobs while also getting like 50K in welfare. Duh.
icantspellnecessary on April 30th, 2021 at 10:37 UTC »
I keep trying to get deported so I can come back illegally and work five jobs and get my free government benefits I always hear about. But INS says they don't deport American citizens. The border patrol took out a restraining order against me. ICE just fired several warning shots in my direction... I can't win...
ZG1400AF on April 30th, 2021 at 11:09 UTC »
"Immigrants! That's how they do you know? Just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs."
~Malory Archer
darthvadercake on April 30th, 2021 at 12:21 UTC »
Ah, this dude is doing immigration all wrong. The whole point is that you are supposed to stimulatanously steal all the jobs but also get welfare and benefits and have the government pay for your lifestyle. As an immigrant I keep stealing at least 5 or 6 legal jobs while also getting like 50K in welfare. Duh.