Go on, call me a dog...

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CrisDaGato on April 22nd, 2021 at 20:55 UTC »

"all men are pigs!"

"women are equal to men!"

r_e_c_e_d_i_n_g on April 22nd, 2021 at 21:01 UTC »

’Don’t be such a baby!’

Babies:

• Always happy. Even when they’re sad it’s because they are either hungry or tired.

• Archetypical ‘cute’

• shit yourself because eh

• Literally derive joy from anything

• Can walk about naked, no one complains.

• Strong mf’s - basically sentient cauliflower(?) idk I don’t own one

• Days basically consist of loudly telling people when they aren’t entertaining you correctly.

where’s your point.

DisastrousInitial149 on April 22nd, 2021 at 21:11 UTC »

Except the street dogs who would rip apart a homeless person if they were hungry enough