There’s a pretty big difference

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thephant0mlimb on April 13rd, 2021 at 11:54 UTC »

Don't they keep them on opposite sides of their belts? How do you not know where what is on your person?

questionmarc2 on April 13rd, 2021 at 12:00 UTC »

I seriously get reamed by customers for a double crease in their pants or for failure to make a phone call the exact moment their alterations are completed. These are some of the same people that will say that this remark is justifiable.

xzElmozx on April 13rd, 2021 at 12:58 UTC »

Yea lemme smash into the back of a cop car, say I mixed up my gas pedal and brake, and see how that goes for me.

Hint: I'm getting arrested