Tell her what she's won, Johnny!

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beerbellybegone on April 7th, 2021 at 13:38 UTC »

Hey hun! I know you’re busy, what with life, an actual career and not losing all your friends by sucking them into shitty pyramid schemes, but I was wondering if I could sell you some essential oils so I can make my $2.48 this month :) Thanks, hun! XOXOXO

app999 on April 7th, 2021 at 14:32 UTC »

When I was in college, my Aunt called me, “out of the blue”, to see if I wanted “in on” her dildo party business. I declined and our relationship has never been the same.😂

Souled_Out895 on April 7th, 2021 at 14:44 UTC »

God I wish I’d done this! A few years ago it was my 10 year high school reunion and I noticed a few people from high school friending me of Facebook, and one was this girl Megan. She was asking me everything about my life what I’d been up to. I kept asking myself, why the fuck was she being so friendly, we never even spoke in HS! The next day, boom, a sales pitch for her stupid weigh loss shakes or whatever.

What’s even more funny is that afterwards, whenever I got new friend requests from someone from high school I looked at their profile first, and most of them had their own MLM bullshit