Fellow redhead, it’s alarming how many times I’ve been asked this in my life and how many men seem to think it’s clever and/or funny. I’ve enjoyed playing dumb a few times.
edit : Also, jokes on them, I have hardwood floors! Har, har....(I had to, sorry)
mcvos on April 6th, 2021 at 07:52 UTC »
And after he's done explaining awkwardly, ask, just to verify: "So you ask random strangers on the street about the colour of their pubic hair? Why?"
trippapotamus on April 6th, 2021 at 10:26 UTC »
Fellow redhead, it’s alarming how many times I’ve been asked this in my life and how many men seem to think it’s clever and/or funny. I’ve enjoyed playing dumb a few times.
edit : Also, jokes on them, I have hardwood floors! Har, har....(I had to, sorry)
Orillion_169 on April 6th, 2021 at 11:03 UTC »
Just answer "Yes, but not the upholstery." Enjoy their confusion.