Laws are for lesser beings, now go away

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Southern-Photograph on April 4th, 2021 at 20:34 UTC »

I bet they took him to collections within 3 months.

TheLemmonade on April 4th, 2021 at 20:41 UTC »

I know that this probably isn’t OC but you can easily fix this by using DoNotPay (or similar online legal platforms) to send a demand letter threatening legal action.

I bet 9 times out of 10 Comcast’s legal department would pay this out completely and punctually.

I threatened to sue uber once because one of their drivers stole my phone. They paid out right away. It was actually a pretty convenient process all said and told

Lovebot_AI on April 4th, 2021 at 20:56 UTC »

LPT for anyone in this situation: Go to your base JAG office and let them know what's going on. They deal with this shit all the time, so they'll be able to quickly draft a letter to the provider that basically says, "XXX needs to cancel their contract in the interests of national security. These are the laws that allow that to happen, and these are the penalties for not following those laws. If you have any questions, please send them to [Commander XXX]"