JimmyLongnWider on April 4th, 2021 at 11:01 UTC »
I do wake up every two hours, fart, and moan. Close enough.
dances_with_bongs on April 4th, 2021 at 12:50 UTC »
It means I woke up crying until someone put a boob in my mouth
LewsTherinTelamon on April 4th, 2021 at 14:13 UTC »
Real answer: Because when babies do sleep, they do so deeply and without any concerns.
JimmyLongnWider on April 4th, 2021 at 11:01 UTC »
I do wake up every two hours, fart, and moan. Close enough.
dances_with_bongs on April 4th, 2021 at 12:50 UTC »
It means I woke up crying until someone put a boob in my mouth
LewsTherinTelamon on April 4th, 2021 at 14:13 UTC »
Real answer: Because when babies do sleep, they do so deeply and without any concerns.