My friends call me Squirrel Butt, I eat mustard by the spoonful, and I kiss my cat goodnight. Have at it 🐿

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hailmarydoge on April 2nd, 2021 at 05:49 UTC »

Your headline says quirky, but your face says aggravated felony.

YoU’rE tRyInG tOo HaRd

YoU’rE sEeKiNg AtTeNtIoN

Meanwhile, this shit blows up.

Fuck you reddit.

Zubaz_Accountant on April 2nd, 2021 at 06:35 UTC »

You look like the reason why guys think a girl would steal cum out of the condom to get pregnant

helianthus-13 on April 2nd, 2021 at 08:08 UTC »

You look like you hiss at people