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SiIentB0B on March 31st, 2021 at 18:19 UTC »

Why stoop and scoop, when you can bend and pretend?

thistoistheyres on March 31st, 2021 at 18:35 UTC »

Downward dogshit?

finkwolf on March 31st, 2021 at 19:15 UTC »

A few years ago I was renting a house with my wife in a very nice (looking) neighborhood. The neighbors didn't like us living there apparently, because we were renting.

A little old lady lived a couple houses down from us and would bring her dog to poop in my yard every day. She wouldn't be walking the dog, and it would poop just coincidentally in my yard. No. She would wait around after my wife left the house for work, in front of my yard until the dog would poop, and then she would leave.

I worked second shift, so I was around in the mornings to watch her and her dog on their routine. Then one day while she was doing it, I grabbed all our stored grocery bags that we had yet to recycle and brought them out to her. Explaining how I'd seen her dog poop in my yard every day that week, and if she didn't have any bags I could supply them for her. You'd think that would stop her.

Instead she just bagged the poop and left it on the hood of my truck every morning.