My wife always asks why I take so long in the shower. Hiding from my responsibilities, taking a break from my kids, just enjoying the hot water, contemplating life and why I keep going, all go through my head but I just chuckle and say "Oh, was I long?"
25mookie92 on March 29th, 2021 at 16:58 UTC »
5 min of crying before you get out and say your eyes red because of the shampoo
smugmisswoodhouse on March 29th, 2021 at 17:01 UTC »
You forgot imaginary arguments where you absolutely slaughter the other person and are super witty. Also pretending to be a water bender.
2brkn_arms on March 29th, 2021 at 18:39 UTC »
My wife always asks why I take so long in the shower. Hiding from my responsibilities, taking a break from my kids, just enjoying the hot water, contemplating life and why I keep going, all go through my head but I just chuckle and say "Oh, was I long?"