thiccboymexi on March 19th, 2021 at 00:40 UTC »
Tactic: Take one, put box away before eating it, then eat it as you walk away. This way you have to get up to grab another for the second one, thus denying your lazy ass another oreo
PrincessKittyCat12 on March 19th, 2021 at 00:44 UTC »
why shouldn't you finish the box? its right there after all
ImPrettyWhack on March 19th, 2021 at 00:50 UTC »
Roberto loved his Oreos, he'd eat them every day - He'd lick the cream from in between and eat them every way.
With cups of milk, or sprinkled on some ice cream in a bowl - Or in his frozen yogurt, or just simply swallowed whole.
He'd down a pack in no time flat and always wanted more - Then one pack turned to two packs, three, and one more made it four.
Two hundred packs he'd eaten of the largest party size - But all the while, the numbers on his scale began to rise.
The love he had for Oreos, had reached its greatest peak - When he had gained four hundred pounds in just a single week.
thiccboymexi on March 19th, 2021 at 00:40 UTC »
Tactic: Take one, put box away before eating it, then eat it as you walk away. This way you have to get up to grab another for the second one, thus denying your lazy ass another oreo
PrincessKittyCat12 on March 19th, 2021 at 00:44 UTC »
why shouldn't you finish the box? its right there after all
ImPrettyWhack on March 19th, 2021 at 00:50 UTC »
Roberto loved his Oreos, he'd eat them every day - He'd lick the cream from in between and eat them every way.
With cups of milk, or sprinkled on some ice cream in a bowl - Or in his frozen yogurt, or just simply swallowed whole.
He'd down a pack in no time flat and always wanted more - Then one pack turned to two packs, three, and one more made it four.
Two hundred packs he'd eaten of the largest party size - But all the while, the numbers on his scale began to rise.
The love he had for Oreos, had reached its greatest peak - When he had gained four hundred pounds in just a single week.