This is nothing compared to fucking jeans that shrink in dryer but the zipper doesn’t so it fucking makes the crouch area always bumpy. It’s so bumpy I use it to my advantage like if I’m sitting down I will rest my phone in between the bumps. And it always looks like you are having a boner.
SwagMaster857 on March 16th, 2021 at 02:50 UTC »
Someone asks if it’s a boner, I say “yes my dick is attached just above my waist!”
gucciburito11 on March 16th, 2021 at 03:59 UTC »
Certain jeans pulls the same fuckery (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
uffleknuglea on March 16th, 2021 at 04:12 UTC »
This is nothing compared to fucking jeans that shrink in dryer but the zipper doesn’t so it fucking makes the crouch area always bumpy. It’s so bumpy I use it to my advantage like if I’m sitting down I will rest my phone in between the bumps. And it always looks like you are having a boner.