"Hey, does your dog bites?" "Oh no, he throws bricks!"

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weirdo1900 on March 14th, 2021 at 19:46 UTC »

Can't be good for his teeth

YomiReyva on March 14th, 2021 at 20:01 UTC »

"No, but he'll hurt you in other ways."

accoladevideo on March 14th, 2021 at 22:09 UTC »

From an old “Pink Panther” movie: Inspector Clouseau: “Does your dog bite?” Man “No” Inspector: pets dog, gets bit, “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!?” Man “That is not my dog”

*edit - holy shit I didn't think this would even be noticed! Well, "that felt good"