The Saltiest Performance Evaluator™ (image id in comments)

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bolivar-shagnasty on March 9th, 2021 at 19:15 UTC »

effortlessly fails to meet all expectations

excels in finding new and innovative ways to miss performance targets

there is no national emergency that necessitates the retention of this airman

promote behind peers

struggles with basic personal hygiene

the fewer tasks of consequence assigned to this airman, the better off the detachment will be

Airman ‘XXX’ attempted to tackle a security forces working dog while under the influence of Spice

Airman ‘XXX’ overtly expressed a desire to get pregnant to avoid an upcoming deployment

Air Force performance evaluation bullets I’ve seen or written

CaptianMurica on March 9th, 2021 at 19:46 UTC »

Delusions of Adequacy is a good album name for a pessimistic alternative rock band

That_Guy3141 on March 9th, 2021 at 20:04 UTC »

That last one hits a little too close to home.