Lose enough money with Fidelity and they'll send you a letter perfect for framing

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FractalAsshole on March 4th, 2021 at 06:06 UTC »

Is this activity still consistent with your investment objectives OP?

TimelostExile on March 4th, 2021 at 06:27 UTC »

This is top tier loss porn. It's like loss porn but it's wearing a top hat and drinking tea.

Fidelity: "You OK bro?"

Ninblades on March 4th, 2021 at 06:43 UTC »

Literally a diploma from WSB academy. Congratulations on your graduation, Dr. Ater Citsitua.