What a response 😆

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angietoo20 on March 3rd, 2021 at 13:25 UTC »

Ben's fartbrain logic just blows my mind. So, when people with 'Dr' sit down at a dinner table, they're automatically expected to be ready to jump into action and do life-saving things???

Like, what if you're an anesthesiologist? "Well, I'm sorry you're having a stroke but (lugging open purse) I happen to have all mah drugs with me so I can make you not care!"

Or suppose you're all and legitimately a 'Doctor and have patients' but you only do infectious diseases. "Welp, you're not catching!"

airforceteacher on March 3rd, 2021 at 13:32 UTC »

Outside of movies and academic environments, does anyone in this century still introduce people at their dinner party by their titles/CV? It seems I’d be more likely to say “this is my friend Evan Williams, he’s a music professor - isn’t that so cool? Evan, this is Mike Stevens, he’s a doctor. Who’s that in the corner? Oh that’s Ben - look away, don’t make eye contact, oh shit, he’s walking over here!!”

TennesseeTon on March 3rd, 2021 at 13:45 UTC »

Ben: having a stroke at the table.

The Dr: Sorry Ben I'm out of your private insurance's network. Let me draft up a bill and then we can sign that and get started, how does $10M sound? Demand is pretty high and I'm the only supply Ben, free market Ben, inelastic demand Ben, get signing buddy.