I blame my alarm for not waking me up

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TooShiftyForYou on February 28th, 2021 at 23:50 UTC »

This was his second positive test in 2003. He faced a $650,000 fine and a four-game suspension but instead decided to retire from football at age 27.

He came back 4 years later and rushed for over 1,100 yards.

He says that the early retirement was the "most positive thing" he has ever done in his life, allowing him time to find himself.

Williams is now a very strong medical cannabis advocate.

DoomerPatrol on March 1st, 2021 at 00:18 UTC »

Yet the NFL was cool with players drowning themselves in opioid pain killers for years.

joshuas193 on March 1st, 2021 at 00:24 UTC »

It's fucking weed. Who gives a fuck if athletes smoke a joint. It's not giving them any physical advantage.