Gotta stand up and get some leverage on it, too

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Just1morefix on February 25th, 2021 at 00:52 UTC »

You just gotta resign yourself to picking it up and gnawing on it, like a dog on a shoe. If needed soak in ketchup to soften up the shoe leather.

zmann64 on February 25th, 2021 at 01:33 UTC »

We gotta collectively start ordering medium y’all, we cannot continue eating steak drier than Death Valley

lowtoiletsitter on February 25th, 2021 at 02:33 UTC »

"Thanks, Darnell!

Today’s Black Jeopardy winner will receive Uesta Hold Margarine, personal plastic containers that used to hold margarine. 'Put whatever you want in there.'

And by Well Done Steaks. 'If I see a speck of red, it’s going back. You better cook my food with well done steaks.'

And by Sprite. 'How did we become the black soda? We don’t know.'

Back to you, Darnell!"

(From the SNL skit Black Jeopardy. This episode had Chadwick Boseman as the host.)