This preacher is woke

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NounyAdjective on February 24th, 2021 at 00:57 UTC »

Congregation: “that preacher is going to hell”

SiliconAutomaton on February 24th, 2021 at 00:58 UTC »

Y’all goin to hell for light donations. 10% pre-tax bare minimum. The lord has guided me to preach his word from a water bungalow in Bora Bora for an entire month this year and you are failing HIM by failing me.

Dudeman3001 on February 24th, 2021 at 02:36 UTC »

I must admit, I'm sometimes jealous of people with this simplistic "just do A, B, C and that's it, you win!" view of reality. Like... Ok, you believe in God, do you really believe he made the rules like it was kindergarten? I think it's a cognitive dissonance, people would rather be illogical when the other choice is insignificant.