"Is this thing on...? Yeah? OK, good. Attention humans! You are currently on a private planet! You have 3 years to get the fuck out of here before we erase your entire species! That is all."
3 years of humanity either falling into depravity and sending all to kingdom come, or three years of building rockets
MithranArkanere on February 22nd, 2021 at 21:25 UTC »
I would sing "X Gon' Give It to Ya" on a loop until half of the population commits suicide.
Orion9886 on February 22nd, 2021 at 21:27 UTC »
"I am the little Elf that lives in your ass. It's very dirty in here, use an enema once in a while!"
Edit: Hmmm, seems I am getting hugs and I have two... Holesome awards. Hehe.
Harleking31 on February 22nd, 2021 at 22:50 UTC »
"Is this thing on...? Yeah? OK, good. Attention humans! You are currently on a private planet! You have 3 years to get the fuck out of here before we erase your entire species! That is all."
3 years of humanity either falling into depravity and sending all to kingdom come, or three years of building rockets
Either way I'm entertained