“I’m only putting a few micrograms of foxglove into your daddy’s tea, sweetheart; otherwise, the coroner will suspect foul play. Now go clean your room!”
Reminds me of a tip someone had once on reddit. They realized that their kid only ever saw them when they were fighting, but didn't get to see them resolve it later after bedtime. So the parents would start doing little makeup "reenactments" the next morning so the kid could see them working out their problems and saying sorry.
CuppaSouchong on February 20th, 2021 at 01:02 UTC »
Actually a guide that redditors in their twenties who still live at home would give to their parents.
Kermit_The_Balrog on February 20th, 2021 at 01:19 UTC »
“I’m only putting a few micrograms of foxglove into your daddy’s tea, sweetheart; otherwise, the coroner will suspect foul play. Now go clean your room!”
Edit: Thank you for the awards, kind folks!
eneuendo on February 20th, 2021 at 02:22 UTC »
Reminds me of a tip someone had once on reddit. They realized that their kid only ever saw them when they were fighting, but didn't get to see them resolve it later after bedtime. So the parents would start doing little makeup "reenactments" the next morning so the kid could see them working out their problems and saying sorry.